Smelt Bag

Using snot as lubricant in gay anal sex.

Jerry gave Ken a smelt bag last night cause they ran out of lube.

by jj12jj October 3, 2009

MacGyver Bag

A bag carried for the purposes of carrying gadgets and survival equipment. It's pretty much essential that it has a small pocket somewhere in which to hide a paperclip, the MacGyver-man's tool of last resort.

It's not a manbag, it's a MacGyver bag

by macgyverforlife May 30, 2011

truffle bag

Simultaneous teabag and mushroom stamp.

Man, that chicken really needs a straight up truffle baggin' yo!

by DaddyScranton July 30, 2016

Grocery Bagging

When a man uses another mans or possibly his own nut sack to masturbate with.

I was grocery bagging my junk just the other day....

by braddiss01 April 22, 2015

Smash bag

A condom

The smash bags were too big for my johnson.

by maryyram June 18, 2018

Dirsh Bag

The combination of doosh, jerk, and dirt bags.

Wow, that Drew kid is a complete dirsh bag.

by Some dude with hair November 20, 2010

Swiss Bag

An unfortunate defect that occurs in plastic bags where the bottom isn't sealed properly and holes exist but are not apparent until actual use.

When the Swiss Bag is used to pick up dog poop while walking the dog, it becomes a Swiss Poop Bag. Should the dog walker use the Swiss Poop Bag to pick up dog poop, there is a high likelihood the dog walker will experience fresh pressed poop

by the creeper October 21, 2009