Life

life is a crazy thing that no one wants to deal with trust me.

Random person:My sister threw up
Best friend: I lost my job
Me: A random's sister threw up, my best friend lost her job, and my bunny died. Could life get worse?
Best friend:Well me mom broke her leg.

Me: I'm sorry

by The truth for you$! April 2, 2021

New life

People don't want new life breathed into something, they were happy enough with their old dysfunctional abnormal lives.

His/her old life was a life he/she was already happy with, and didn't need new life.

by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021

Gacha Life

Game: A chibi gacha like game, where you can make your very own OC and make skits with them. The game itself is awesome!
Most people saying the whole community is shit really looked at it once and then went out without getting anymore info. The community has its bad part but there is multiple funny, interesting, amazing tweening and drawing part. It's like this, a part of a banana is too ripened so it turns brown-ish. You cut that that part off and eat the rest, thats what the good community needs to do.

Person 1: Gacha Life itself is great but the community needs work.
Person 2: Agreed.

by The Place Of Truth. September 22, 2021

your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself, NOW!

A very popular and heavily memed quote from controversial influencer "LowTierGod", where he tells someone to commit suicide.

"your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself, NOW!" -LowTierGod

by ThunderTheFurry February 7, 2024

Life

Something that has been given to you.
Unless you give it for free, it costs you too much.

I want to break free
But life still goes on
I want, I want, I want,

So baby can't you see

by ThankyouDad June 13, 2017

Not on your life

said to highlight a refusal to abide by an order.

"When the sergeant ordered me to jump off the moving bridge, I yelled, 'Not on your life! That's crazy!'"

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

A one way life jerk

Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death

He's on a one way life jerk

by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020