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Double Secret Probation

Term used to describe the best weekends, parties, or moments of your life.
"Well buddy, I'm not gonna hesitate when I say this weekend is gonna be Double Secret Probation!"

double clicking the mouse 

male masturbation, Saluting the General (former US Surgeon Gen. Dr. Jocelyn Elders), Rubbing Buddhas tummy, Making a Deposit, Exercising a right to Privacy, Stretching the Truth
After a vigorous workout the middle aged lad looked forward with anticipation to some extra special quiet time double clicking the mouse

Double snap rabbit 

A higher, more intense form of saying "oohhhh SNAP."
If you were to witness a Marine being disobedient to a higher ranking Marine, you will typically see the Marine of higher rank beat the junior Marine down. The result? Bystanders saying "Oh SNAP."

If that same senior Marine picked the junior Marine up and threw him on a curb, the appropriate response would be "OHHHH.......DOUBLE SNAP RABBIT!!!"
Double snap rabbit by CWO N June 28, 2011

Double Dump 

when one takes a dump eats it and takes another dump that includes the previous dump infused with the secondary dump
i took a dump, ate it, had mickky d's and then took another dump, witch makes it a Double Dump

double boinger 

A Mountain Bike equiped with suspension elements for both the front and rear wheels. Also a very erousing porno film
Make look at the dude with the Double Boinger. My Rig has no extras, it's a hardtail
double boinger by Chuck July 3, 2003

double-backflip 

(adj.) convoluted, full of internal links

also: double backflip pirouette into a triple lux quadruple cartwheel somersault
"My aunt's college roomate's cousin was in town and I had to take her to the store to get a frozen puff pastry so she could make baklava for my sister's dog's former owner, who was coming over for dinner, but on the way I was stopped by the police for speeding and my liscense expired yesterday because I didn't get a ten-year renewal - only four-year - but I still could have made it if it weren't for the traffic lights being out at 4th and Montgomery, which had a long wait plus I have bad tires so I couldn't drive too fast, so that's why I was 15 minutes late."
"That is the most fucking double-backflip explanation I ever heard in my goddamned life."
double-backflip by I/L December 29, 2004