Dick-in-charge

When all rational thought and behavior goes out the window on a sexual conquest. More succinctly put, when you are no longer in charge of rational decision making, as your dick is calling all the shots.

Larry was clearly no longer in control when he flirted so heavily out of his league with Linda. He was suffering from a case of dick-in-charge.

Dick-in-charge by Grant Rampus August 16, 2016

dick niffler 

A girl who relentlessly sniffs and snuffles through a crowded club searching for the biggest, stinkiest cock to suck, craving the largest collection of smegma on the cheesiest unwashed foreskin in the room but willing to settle for any three cheese dicks to make her air tight.

Check out that skank over at the bar, she seems to be sniffing at guys as they walk by. Whats up with that? Oh thats Mikes wife, she is a total dick niffler , but on the bright side I guess this means he's back to work!

dick niffler by BKD1099 October 24, 2016

Dick Waddler

Somebody who pulls their pants all the way down to use the urinal. Can also be used as an insult

Gross! That guy is dick waddling!

Man, James is such an idiot, what a dick waddler

Dick Waddler by Pvt. Oats December 5, 2016

dick squash 

Somebody who is constantly ruining the fun. A person who rarely adds anything positive to the situation.

"Wow, Tyler is such a dick squash. I literally have never been more bummed by a human's presence."

dick squash by Mboyj February 2, 2017

dick x 

When 5 pirates gather in a circle and dig up the treasure under a marked "X"

Did you see the pirates uncovered booty using Dick X method

dick x by Cxiii March 28, 2017

Dick Purse 

A fanny pack worn in the front

He isn't playing with himself, probably getting a debit card from his dick purse.

Dick Purse by Cosmic Gloryhole July 25, 2017

dick stuck in a toaster 

The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.

"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

dick stuck in a toaster by TheBeaterOfMeats August 7, 2017