Blowing My Hole

That moment when nature calls, and in a split second you find yourself holding onto the bowl, praying that this "muddy mess" will be over soon. (AKA a massive, normally watery, dookie)

Big bad Blake: can little jimmy come out to play?

Jimmy's mom: jimmy big bad Blake is here to play.

Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.

by House Nīgga January 20, 2014

Craig Hole

A hole in the ground where Craig's come from at the age of 30. There's never been A baby called Craig!

Why have I never seen Craig around before? He's fresh out of the Craig hole this year.

by Bunghole king June 16, 2022

Stuffing Alice's Hole

The act of trying to hide your night's transgressions in the bottom of the waste bin...empty liquor bottles, needles....unborn babies....tickets stubs to a Dallas Cowboys game....whatever your perversion may be.

Where have you been?

Sorry, I was stuffing Alice's hole with my Justin Bieber poster.

by EZD May 1, 2015

ski me in the ski hole

It is the direct meaning of whatever you choose ski to mean. ski can mean anything you want it to

I missed that shot! Ski me in the Ski hole!

by mrhappypants69 July 6, 2011

bling the b-hole

The art of Bedazzling ones Butthole!

What are you doing this weekend?
I'm going to Bling the B-hole for Ian.

by The Fat and Sassy Show November 9, 2020

hum hole

- A vagina that go brrrr

- Her hum hole bussin

by anonymous May 19, 2023

Pi (hole)

A person that has lost their grip on reality and believes hearsay over any other form of information. Some say cognitive dissonance derives from this initial behaviour and it can be treated with activities such as sanding and white goods maintenance.

"Honestly, he's such a Pi (hole), he told me to drink coffee before sleeping"

"She told me about that too, what a Pi (hole)"

by FactualRubbish October 29, 2021