De-repetitioned

(v.) When your AI mate Al helps you cut 140 words from your cover letter so it fits on 2 pages without sounding like a broken record.

Mate, my application was way too long, so Al de-repetitioned it and now it's mint."

by JasonYoungSouthWestAussie February 5, 2026

Generative Reparations Economic Model

A Generative Reparations Economy directs wealth, labor, and resources toward repairing historical and ecological harm while creating dignified livelihoods through community stewardship and cooperative ownership.

Instead of extracting value, the model circulates value.

The Core Economic Loop:

1. Repair
-restore waterways
-clean public natural spaces
-recover discarded materials

2. Creation
-transform recovered materials into art of useful goods
-provide ecological restoration services
-host educational workshops

3. Circulation
-sell goods and services
-reinvest revenue into worker wages and community funds
-expand restoration projects

This creates a living economic cycle of repair.

Repair the land.
Pay the people.
Circulate the care.

As capitalism continues to cause harm, navigating the late stages require innovative and creative solutions to support people, the earth and peace to navigate the transitons. The Generative Reparations Economic Model offers a pathway, paradigm and praxis for navigating social, cultural, consciousness and environmental shifts.

by New Earth Ambassador414 March 13, 2026

Creature Report

at the end of an octonauts episode, before the credits, they do a segment where they go over what you've learned already in the episode while showing real photos and or videos of that sea creature. Sometimes these photos are extremely disturbing. The song goes as follows:

Creature Report, Creature Report
(Creature Report!)
Fact:
Something something something check check check
Something something something check check B R E E N
Something some something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something check check, check!
Something some something, some something some something

Dance break!
...
go something! go something! go something! creature report, creature report! (Creature Report!)
We're done with the missoooooooooooooooon, octonauts at ease. Until the next adventure!

by iminhellplshelpahhh September 6, 2024

a-reptile-dysfunction

When our Democrat overlords glitch out due to the fact that they're not really human but alien reptilians in human skin

Did you see the Joe Biden bot malfunction during his speech last night? He started slurring his words and basically just shut down. Talk about a-reptile-dysfunction!

The Hillary unit glitched out again during her interview today. It was another example of a-reptile-dysfunction.

A senseless incoherent word salad from the Kamala Chameleon is a type of a-reptile-dysfunction in her programming.

by TheGideonLion September 17, 2024

MAGAt Republicans

Acronym standing for Morons Against Government And Truth, which is the fascist wing of the Republican Party.

There go the MAGAt Republicans again spreading the lies and deceitful misinformation of their incompetent leader, Diaper Donald.

by LaughingAloud September 20, 2024

The Republican Party

a political party run by evil little scoundrels.

The Republican Party is evil.

by skibidicum69 October 6, 2024

Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.

Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024