power penis

A phallus of immense girth, length, and/or strength. Wielders as well as recipients must exercise extreme caution.

Sally was completely destroyed by Ralph’s power penis. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Dill Penis

A small green flacid penis on an unfortunate wretch.

"Im tellin' ya girlfriend, Charles had a dill penis for sho'!"

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The image of a penis that is illustrated on face with a Sharpie pen while the person is passed out from intoxication.

Frank passed out from too much alcohol so we drew a Sharpie penis on his forehead.

sharpie penis by Karina73 November 23, 2013

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"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”

"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."

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Community Penis is not your one off ordinary cheating penis. It is the type of penis that any woman can sample and probably has sampled!

She contracted that STD because her husband has a community penis and everyone has had a taste of it.

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When someones penis becomes so hard that they can hop around on it like a little pogo stick.

His penis was so hard that he hopped down the street on it. He had a case of pogo-penis.

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On vacation you will find that you have a CANNON, PENIS!!!!!!!!! :)

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