middlesex

Mediocre or unremarkable sex.

Bill: Was the other night good?
John: Eh, it wasn't good or bad, it was just middlesex.

by frenchdinnerparty April 17, 2007

middlesex school

a preppy prep school in concord massachusetts where rich kids pretend they're not rich and poor kids pretend they're rich. alot of drug use and alot of joking about being gay, which 60% of the school most likely is. 90% of the school owns ralph lauren polo shirts in at least 6 colors. the person wearing the brightest colors wins "best dressed".

hey that kid's wearing a pink shirt and lime green pants and light blue shoes, and pretending to anally rape his friend, he must go to middlesex school.

by dadada1234 December 22, 2005

Middlesbrough

Town in North-East of England. Home to Middlesbrough Football Club aka the Boro (pronounced bu-ra). Highest rate of teenage pregancy in Britain and approx 99% of council homes are occupied by single mothers of 1/2/3/4/5 children, who have Sky+ installed and a wide screen plasma TV.

Single mother: Fuck off for half an hour you little fucks, I got a client coming round at 9. And take ya little brother with ya, I don't want him walking in on me while i'm working like last time.

by TC January 25, 2005

Middlecore

not really hardcore but not really softcore at the sametime, therefore falling somewhere in the range of middlecore

1: i dont really kno how to describe julie. she doesnt really do hardcore but she doesnt to softcore either
2: man that hoe right there middlecore

by dick throbbincock September 16, 2005

Middleton

An unknown sex act. Named after its creator Mr. A. Middleton. It is pimemarly used in exchange for benifits and personal gain in the work place

If u want Something from your boss. Give him a "Middleton"...

by Dman..OU812 December 11, 2014

Bette Midler

The long form of the abbreviation BM as well as the proper euphemism for defecation.

Man, that burrito isn't sitting well...I really have to make a Bette Midler.

by Connor H. January 10, 2009

Middletown, Ohio

A tiny little shithole of a town, consisting mainly of ghettos with a massive steel mill at it's center with no real infrastructure to speak of where the lowest forms of life in SW Ohio come to bitch about their miserable excuse of a life.

Person 1: Dude, wanna go hang in Middletown, Ohio tonight?

Person 2: No. It took me years to get out of that town and I don't want it to suck me back into it's endless abyss.

by Former Middletonian October 21, 2008