The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you
Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.
by SabrxnaWolf February 17, 2021
Get the Godmug. by Guapteament November 22, 2021
Get the Floss Godmug. Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.
More wide than tall typically.
by TRocky74 January 16, 2024
Get the Girth Godmug. A mother was worried about her child driving in the storm after work. It was God-ronic that a health inspection shut down her job for the day right before the storm hit.
by Kennedy Reign August 21, 2023
Get the God-ronicmug. Being able to manifest every detail on your reality. Having the confidence in knowing that everything will go your way, and anything that you want will "pop" into your existence right now.
by anonymous July 22, 2022
Get the God statemug. 
Get the Godmug. The people who voted a felonious rapist into the highest job in the country because they suffer from God derangement syndrome
by The Demon Youmademe March 20, 2025
Get the God derangement syndromemug.