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The John F Kennedy 

when one guy is fucking a chick and his buddy is hiding in the closet jacking off when the fuckee is about to come he puts the girl on her knees and the buddy sneaks out of the closet and they both shoot a load on her and the buddy sneaks back into hiding. Thus creating a two shooter theory.
me and carl fucking did the john f kennedy to linda.
The John F Kennedy by cheeinst October 3, 2008
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Elton John

Sir Elton John= Brilliant. With both great music and a powerful stage show, he is one of the greatest musicians to ever live. With hits such as "Your Song", "Candle in the Wind" and "Can you Feel the Love Tonight". He was born in 1947 and went big in 1970 with the album "Elton John". He is still making music today and is as popular as ever.
"The Elton John version of Piano Man would beat the crap out of Billy Joel's."
Elton John by Stephen Hawking February 21, 2004
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Farmer John salt lick 

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.
Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

jimmy john 

when someone fools or takes advantage of an other.
jimmy john by kris p bacon August 13, 2011

Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 

The Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 is a character of the Halo franchise, his only known name is John. He is known by many as SPARTAN-117, and more as the Master Chief, due to his rank. He is the last remaining SPARTAN-II as of late 2552. He was selected at the age of five to be in the SPARTAN augmentation program, meant to create super-soldiers to quell the Insurrection. The Insurrection was a rebellion from the UNSC. It was mostly destroyed by the end of the Human-Covenant War.

John, along with other SPARTAN-IIs, was augmented with various things. Not all SPARTAN-IIs survived, however. The survivors gained enhanced speed, strength, stamina, and agility. They were excellent tacticians and leaders due to their teaching of nearly every historically significant battle, and then some. In the end, though, John was lost after the destruction of UNSC Forward Unto Dawn. He was a hero, and died saving humanity.

Meanwhile, he has been mocked across the internet for the Halo story being poor and him being a 'fail'. While the story is not the greatest, surely it is not the worst, or it would be so bad it's good. Of course, your mileage may vary...

Please do not confuse with Mister Chief.
"lol mastur ch33f suckas my asshole

"which 1ne?"

"all eight lolololololoolol fuck u"

"Hmmm, this "Master Chief Petty Officer John-117" seems quite similar to other video game heroes."

"Yes, indeed."

"hai r u mster chif?"

"no im not a chef lolololololollollololooll1111"

Baldie John

a Baldie John, is a middle aged man, who still thinks he is in his early 20's.Likes to party and drink excessively and endulge in copius amounts of drugs. However, he has a sexual attraction to 18-25 year old young men. He will offer drink and drugs all night, and pretend to be friends with a certain male individual all night, and then once he sees his chance, will abuse them in the most uncomfortable of body orephaces.
Matt woke up in someone's bed, with a load a gipe running down his leg and a sore ass.

Matt was a Baldie John victim
Baldie John by Roo#1 December 30, 2008

Crazy John 

hand-job (usually given while intoxicated)
Last night was crazy. I ended up giving that guy a "Crazy John."
Crazy John by PUBLICSAFETY October 7, 2011