reverse poop 

This is the act of taking a poop, first and foremost, but doing it in a rather shocking way. Instead of sitting on a toilet the normal way, you REVERSE it. This is for the hardcore shit-master. Let me put it this way.. it blows peoples minds!

"hey watch this!"
"ha. okay what is it?"
(sits on toilet.. reversed)
"wayy.. waaaait.. WHAT? the FUCK? I.. I.. dont get it.."
"aaaaahh. this is the first reverse poop ever done in all of history!"
"I'm glad to be here for it. I.. I.. feel honored."
reverse poop

reverse poop by Challaboob August 4, 2010

Penis poop 

When your dick is hard and you are nutting in her ass and then you pull out your dick and there is a piece of shit on your tip

I fucked her and then realized I had penis poop.

Penis poop by Stampeydude83 October 28, 2018

eat poop

when your shit gives you a hug by sticking to the toilet seat. which means when you flush the toilet the shit just stays on the side of the toilet seat.

poop: eat poop
guy who's sitting in the toilet: oh no, fuck, there's shit stuck on the side of the toilet
poop: now you have to use bleach for me to fuck off and go down the pipe.

eat poop by I am John Doe April 22, 2019

Super poop 

a poop that is a least eight inches long and three inches thick. A person that accidentally forgets to poop one day might have a super poop but it won't be a real one because you took more than one day. Also, if you have a super poop three consecutive days twice in one month, you become a professional super pooper.

Mike- Dude, i just had a super poop!
Charlie- Awesome!
Mike- Wanna see it?
Charlie- Yeah man. Which bathroom is it in?
Mike-the one right bye the TV room
Charlie- Oh well, i was only watching Family Guy.

Super poop by Drummond July 21, 2007

coochie poop 

A queef that is so intense that a soft bloody white substance shoots out of the vagina, much like poop.

Dude I: I was eating my chick out last night and she coochie pooped all over my face.

Dude II: Shit man, you should have given her the golden doughnut.

coochie poop by WeedyWally June 5, 2007

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey 

Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.

$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey by pentozali December 28, 2005

monkey poop 

1. The feces a monkey exudes.
2. The feces your mom exudes.
3. The act of throwing feces at your nemesis, or simply someone who disagrees with you.

Boss: "You should work overtime this weekend."
Worker: {Poops in underwear.}
Boss: "What is that smell?"
Worker: {Throws poop at boss.} "You."

- or -

Man: "Give me head now, woman!"
Woman: "No, I am on the rag, and I am a giant bitch. I may as well be a lesbian."
Man: {Poops his bed.}
Woman: "Why did you just poop the bed?"
Man: {Throws feces at woman.} "Give me head."

- or -

Supermarket Clerk: "Why are you buying so many tampons?"
Bag Boy: "Seriously, are you on the rag or what?"
Menstruating Woman: {Lifts skirt and sprays diarrhea while rotating.} "Yes."

- or -

Lesbian 1: "Why is my fist covered in poop?"
Lesbian 2: "Wrong hole."

monkey poop by scorpionmintred December 30, 2003