John

A man with a very large merle, usually above 6 inches

John has the biggest merle of all guys I know

by Great dude MC dudeface December 30, 2016

John

#9cmDick

Oh "lol" John, nice dick

by #18cm January 4, 2017

John Carring

The act of looking suave and debonair. The embodiment of a male sex symbol.

Man that new haircut is fresh as fuck! You're so John Carring !

by Firemanga January 5, 2017

Lebron Johning

Jerking off to Lebron James playing Basketball

"Lebron James had such a great game last night, I was thinking of Lebron Johning myself"

by jchemv January 5, 2017

john clarke

Lanky kid who loves Chris brown

I'm John Clarke

by xfinxmarkx00 January 28, 2017

john wayne delcamp

A nice and loving guy. The best man a woman could ever find. The guy who means the world to you.

John Wayne Delcamp will you marry me?

by Jld72014 February 4, 2017

John

John is a short person, and quite chubby. He is also one of those fuck-boys with a raspy-ass voice and thinks he's all that! He's arrogant and laughs at the worst jokes. His hair is probably taller than he is and his hairstyle is very old. If you see a John, run, run like the wind..

Jayson: WHO is that kid?
Garrett: Oh- that's John.
Jayson: Yo- his hair is out of date, smh

by A Kylie December 2, 2019