The John Wilks Booth

Sex term for surprisingly cumming on the back of someone's head. Preferably while on a balcony or in a theatre.

See also The Abraham Lincoln.

While Misty Gates was sleeping face down, I gave her The John Wilks Booth.

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

the john cena

when youre getting a blow job, you blow your load in the bitches eyes and yell "you can't see me!"

josh cube: yo bro, i gave that bitch a wicked the john cena
chavo guerrero: yea, but she was total emobese.. and four

by Shit-face June 29, 2008

dinner john

1. A dinner john is a man (or woman) who is lacking in looks, personality, or the ability to understand that sexual favors can not be purchased with one or more dinners with a dinner whore.

2. A dinner john is a man who buys dinner for a dinner whore who is hoping to raise his sexual market value SMV by being seen in public with an attractive, charming woman (or man).

3. A dinner john is someone who is too gutless to visit a prostitute because he can't seem to get laid and is tired of jacking off. He wants to get laid and tries to do so through buying dinner for a woman -- any woman -- who will go out with him.

1. The dinner john had invested at least $1,000 on dinners over the past six months on Sally, the dinner whore, but she still wouldn't have sex with him.

2. While Jim, the dinner john, was having dinner with Monique, the dinner whore, Marilou walked by the table at the restaurant. When Marilou saw Jim with Monique, an attractive woman, Jim's SMV went up in Marilous's estimation.

3. Dinner johns would be much better off just going to a prostitute for sex. Don't forget your condoms!

by MsLi January 14, 2006

Rusty Papa John

A sexual move in which a male partner leaves a freshly made Papa Johns Pizza out to rot for 2 to 3 months, and then shoves it up his female partner's vagina.

Leo: Taylor smells like rotten cheese and tomatoes today.

Don: Yea. Kyle gave her a Rusty Papa John last night

by Netlion15 December 19, 2010

The John F Kennedy

when one guy is fucking a chick and his buddy is hiding in the closet jacking off when the fuckee is about to come he puts the girl on her knees and the buddy sneaks out of the closet and they both shoot a load on her and the buddy sneaks back into hiding. Thus creating a two shooter theory.

me and carl fucking did the john f kennedy to linda.

by cheeinst October 3, 2008

Elton John

Sir Elton John= Brilliant. With both great music and a powerful stage show, he is one of the greatest musicians to ever live. With hits such as "Your Song", "Candle in the Wind" and "Can you Feel the Love Tonight". He was born in 1947 and went big in 1970 with the album "Elton John". He is still making music today and is as popular as ever.

"The Elton John version of Piano Man would beat the crap out of Billy Joel's."

by Stephen Hawking February 21, 2004

Farmer John salt lick

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.

Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010