pulling a John 

The act of beeing concerned by one's own schedule without giving a shit about other people's time.

1. Here he goes pulling a john again, he just asked if we were ready to leave the restaurant when he was the only one done eating.

2. The dumb ass pulled a john again, he called a meeting at 6 a.m. because he wanted to leave early that day.

pulling a John by Davetheman September 16, 2008

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere 

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012

tall john 

non existant creature

hay johns tall! no he is on my nose.

tall john by Mr. X October 28, 2004

elton john paradise 

gay anal sex

I brought justin beiber to Elton John Paradise

elton john paradise by i'm hilarious, i know March 11, 2010

My nigga john 

My nigga john just put his dick inside his fan and it got cut off osht ima go call some fucking doctors on this shit what a fucking idiot i can never rely on this nigga.

My nigga john got his dick cut off and he is still a virgin he is fucked.

My nigga john by Ballsman6969696 April 16, 2018

you know nothing john snow

this phrase was derived from tv serial game of thrones , addressed to john snow by two female characters of the serial in a state in which john acted reasonably.
A person who misses a bang bang opportunity acting like a wise ass.
A smart ass treating like a guy from 70's

having refused my girlfriend's tempting request for spending the night in bed with her, she just said you know nothing john snow.

you know nothing john snow by yousef cool April 16, 2015

Nigger John 

A story that southern white people tell their children to insight fear and hatred of African-Americans. Usually, it is about a murderous big and tall black man that eats children.

Mother: "If you don't clean up your room Nigger John is going to get you!"

Nigger John by Ryius August 25, 2010