balls in a damien

a phrase that is said to replace "oh my god"

Person 1: "I slammed my donger in a car door"
Person 2: "balls in a damien!"

by juoemama June 20, 2022

balls in a damien

phrase to replace "oh my god"

Person 1: "balls in a damien!"
Person 2: "what happened?"
Person 1: "I slammed my donger bonger in a door!"

by sussybakamonger June 20, 2022

Wedge in a dry one

To insert a penis or other body part into an unaroused orifice, using no lubricant of any kind. Painful and uncomfortable for the recipient.

He woke me up in the middle of the night when he tried to wedge in a dry one without a drop of lube.

by Nolubeneeded June 23, 2022

Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022

It's just a draft, bro!

A phrase executives say after saying something insensitive on text, just to get out of trouble.

It's just a draft, bro! My final draft won't call you coasters!

by public2 November 12, 2022

Fall On a Doorknob

When someone has a black eye and they use "Falling on a doorknob" as the excuse to indiscriminately explain domestic abuse

Bill "Hey what happened? You fall on a doorknob?
Cindy "Yep"

by Mav72 November 29, 2022

tomboy with a dick and no boobs

Effectively a male with two x chromosomes.

Ritcherd strawmann - hey bro I wanna fuck a tomboy with a dick and no boobs, is that gay?
Gaven thinliyvailemioppuinun - biologically it's not gay, however in every other conceivable way it definitely is.
Ritcherd strawmann - k

by STABBINGMYEYESOUTWITHASPOON December 20, 2022