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They're Just kids bro 

But muh kid bro. It's just kids. You don't have to do the kids though because I'm not going to listen to you either way or something.
Hym "They're just kids bro and the people shooting them are ALSO just kids and if you were to actually articulate what you are doing to me and ask yourselves if you want just your kids to die so that you can do this the answer would not be yes. And you can think it's good all you want but I'm not going to let you make me work and I'm not going to let you make me improve myself. I'm not living for your kids but they will die for me if I don't get my credit and payment. There is no nobility in this self-righteous sacrifice of yours. You thought this was something it wasn't and now you will not stop paying the cost until stop doing the thing. Fuck your kids."

Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

we dont swing like that bro 

when ur friend wants to date u
friend; yo bro i need something to tell u friend 2; what is it friend; i want to date u and have kids with u and i also want to have sex friend2;we dont swing like that bro
we dont swing like that bro by 99994 February 14, 2023

what are you doing step bro? 

Stacy: What are you doing step bro?
*Suddenly, Sweet Home Alabama begins playing throughout the home. The cops show up seven minutes later.*

As Long As Your Happy Bro 

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.
*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.

Can't go out like bro 

A saying when someone gets robbed.
Ex: Tj and Collin got robbed last night of their hoodie and their camera. George talking to another person"Can't go out like bro"