1. geometry dash daily chatter (mainly the type who gets left out of tier lists) oh and he makes shit levels too so thats cool and all. his most popular level is called "tartarus spike" which has 1k downloads and 60+ likes. oh yeah, and hes MALE. zeland is such a gay username for a guy haha
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"Wait Jakie, you're telling me girls don't adore kung-fu movies for their anniversaries?"
"WOW NICK OF COURSE NOT!"
"So girls like diamonds, shoes, clothes, and stuffed animals?"
"Yes, EXACTLY!"
"Well thats shallow."
"Were a shallow race"
"I just had a zeblanc moment; girls are a shallow race who only like shoes, clothes, stuffed animals, and diamonds."
"WOW NICK OF COURSE NOT!"
"So girls like diamonds, shoes, clothes, and stuffed animals?"
"Yes, EXACTLY!"
"Well thats shallow."
"Were a shallow race"
"I just had a zeblanc moment; girls are a shallow race who only like shoes, clothes, stuffed animals, and diamonds."
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Dan: Oh nooo I've been reading a Zelink site! They brainwashed me! Halp!
Jessie: I'm a Zelinker. Don't hate.
Me: I consider myself part MidLinker, part Zelinker, part MalonLinker, and part DarkLinker. Heh...
Dan: Oh nooo I've been reading a Zelink site! They brainwashed me! Halp!
Jessie: I'm a Zelinker. Don't hate.
Me: I consider myself part MidLinker, part Zelinker, part MalonLinker, and part DarkLinker. Heh...
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