fem-wood

the female equivalent of a male boner - a female hard-on

"Man, that guy got me so hot & horny I had major fem-wood all day long"

by dakine666 November 28, 2012

pink wood

Most commonly in the south, shroom-headed in form. Penis.

Girl, dat Pink Wood done got my pussy whipped.

by Marilyn Jane July 27, 2017

Woods Theory

The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.

*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*

John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."

Chris: "Man I love science."

by G Woods November 7, 2019

Mr Wood

tall, attractive specimen with brown curly hair. Works in the science department. Really hot.

“Omg it’s Mr Wood!”

“Sheeeesh he's so fine.”

“Elegant even.”

by dilf_lover December 5, 2021

Free wood

When you're playing a survival game and all you do is farm wood and die, you are free wood.

Or when you're bad at any game, you're free wood.

I killed a guy with 2k wood on him he's free wood.

I keep winning against this noob he's free wood.

by DiMiTrip February 28, 2021

Wood Hockey

the act of two or more men slapping their cocks together.

hey terry, wanna go upstairs and play a few rounds of wood hockey?

by duke1776 April 23, 2008

Wood Bait

When you think a girl is really hot and she is bait for boners.

Jessica Aba is wood bait.

by Your mom is wood bait August 21, 2009