vagina nuts

the part of the body that receives trauma from a fake injury

That player was hardly touched, he must have hurt his vagina nuts.

by myrealnameisthis October 2, 2011

Vagina Spiders

When you stick it in a woman that has been inactive for a long time and you feel something scratching your shaft.

"I woke up this mornin' after intense sexum and saw a bunch of vagina spiders webbing up my pubes"

by danieldan October 19, 2021

Outverted Vagina

An Outverted Vagina is a man’s penis who’s dick is smaller than six inches in erected length.

The person writing this has an Outverted Vagina

by funnymanbro April 21, 2022

Fatigued Vagina

The diplomatic term when identifying a "Tired Cunt"
Also see Tired Cunt

The manager asked why we have not achieved our weekly KPI targets.
I expressed my concern to him by explaining we have employed many fatigued vagina's within the team.

by Reg & Rog October 14, 2016

mouth vagina

A mouth that resembles an old, weathered vagina

As in, "What is Donald Trump spewing out of his mouth vagina now, honey?".

"What is Donald Trump spewing out of his mouth vagina now, honey?"

by RichNWhite September 28, 2015

vagina smile

A smile resembling the lips of a pussy

Sarah sure has a vagina smile, look at it!

by huddahudda May 21, 2016

vagina junction

whats your function: takin in sperm and spittin out babies

vagina junction has a give-take relationship

by Burnski April 11, 2008