twomper

What seriously stupid people call twenty dollars worth of weed. Some not quite so retarded synonyms would be, a dub, dub sack, twenty sack, etc.

David: Lemme get a twomper yo!
Jon: No, you're a fag.
David: Seriously, hook it up.
Jon: No seriously, you're a douchebag.

by Jon293i14i129 September 23, 2007

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twooping

The act of sexually assaulting a Turtle/Tortise. Usually involves luring a Turtle/Tortise into the open, befriending it to make it feel comfortable and then savagely raping it, in view of other people.

"bro did you see that dude twooping before"
"yes, please call the park rangers"

by wepty December 30, 2019

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Slash Thompson

The dumb, bitchy, crappy guitarist of the evil band Guns n'Roses, and Velvet Revolver who butchered Negative Creep.

Attributes include big black curly hair, a top hat, a black ancestry, a few rings, and a stupid face.

Tom: Dude I can't play Smoke on the Water 'cause I'm soooo hammered.
Burt: Oh, Golly Gee, you are suuuuuch a Slash Thompson.

by Burt n'Ernie December 23, 2004

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trompa

someone very stupid

eisai poly megalh trompa aderfakimou!

by skatenios December 21, 2003

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thompson rivers university

A term used to describe an ominously dull, ugly, smelly and overrated university located in Kamloops, British Columbia. Appears similar to nearby correctional facility. Architecture reminiscent of 1980's elementary schools.

"Thompson Rivers University needs a serious renovation - and that's just the professors!

by Naturedude March 19, 2014

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