Two Mooser

A Two Mooser: is when a man and women man and a man or woman and a woman take both of their thumbs in a 69 position and put them in the others asshole and pull it open and then insert their tongue into the ass

The thumbs in this sense become the antlers and the tongue is now considered the moose thus giving you the Two Mooser as it involves two people doing it simultaneously in the 69 position

Tom and sally did a two mooser last night he said it was the best thing in the world!

by The Mooser January 10, 2019

Zero Two

A creepy boss in Kirby: The Crystal Shards 64 and an overrated anime character in the anime: "Darling in the FranXX"

Zero Two is such a hard boss!

by Zero Two is bae October 5, 2020

Ten on the Two

Ten on the Two - adv. To expound on something you know nothing about or are not an expert at hoping to impress people or gain more popularity. Coined from putting 10 dollars down on a crap game hoping to score the big pot, thus, 10 dollars on two dice or Ten on the Two.

I hope you know what your talking about kid 'cause it sounds like you puttin' Ten on the Two!

by k_cool September 28, 2007

Two Kinds

The most freakin' best Furry web comic ever made!
Based on 3 main characters (At the start) Then gradually gets to 4 I think? Oh well, just look at it yourself -.-

Why the hell are you even looking it up on this site anyway? Just read the comic...

Mike: Hey have you seen the new Comic Strip for Two Kinds updated every wednesday?

Me: Why the hell are you telling me this? Why are you telling me this in detail? Are you advertising something?

Mike: Here, just read it for yourself, you will find it, EPIC ^w^

Me: Ummmm, ok then? >.>

by FlakyRock April 17, 2010

Two To The Chin

The place of which your ball bag rests when you're balls deep in a girl's throat!

Felix: Last night was crazy!
Joe: What happened?
Felix: Liz took two to the chin lastnight!
Joe: That girls a cum dumpster!

by Pman August 31, 2008

two shakes

Shortened version of two shakes of a lamb's tail.

I'll be there in two shakes.

by Tyler July 27, 2004

two ass

When a person is so fat that they have a large bulbous fat deposit hanging over their genitalia which in turn looks like an ass in the front. Sometimes there is even a defined crack that runs all the way from the belly button to the lower back.

Hey, I hear you hooked up with old two ass last night. Man that chick is fat.

by shannon walls July 20, 2006