How you tasted

How a person tastes.

"I had a few, got drunk on you and now I'm wasted,

And when I sleep I'm gonna dream of how you tasted..."

by GayPotato28 November 12, 2020

Toasted Marshmallow Shake

A toasted marshmallow shake is a an anal creampie. The toasted part comes from being in the anus.

Billy bob is banging his wife in the ass. I cant wait till he comes so i can have a Toasted Marshmallow Shake

by Zoy Rigler June 26, 2009

Toasted

Waking up in the morning with an erection. Refering to toast popping up from a toaster.

Ex 1. "Man, I'm toasted!"
Ex 2. "I woke up toasted today"
Ex 3. "Get off my toast, man!"

by WigsTheBunter January 27, 2009

toasted

celebrating success of one's friends and colleagues.

Toasting a happy couple

by pookle July 25, 2004

Twatted

The past tense of posting a witter, to tweet, to have twatted.

I have twatted this to twitter.

by Cerebron March 20, 2009

twisted sister

A twisted sister is a girl, typically in college and living in a dorm, who has "her boys" - a group of young college males who probably live on the same floor or in the same dorm as said TS.

She's the seemingly "cool", laid-back sister-type in this group of guys, but she's generally a boring bitch who's overprotective and maniupulative. She isn't romantically interested in any of these "boys," and they are not interested in her, but they hang out with her anyway and say she's "straight" because she makes them cupcakes and does their laundry or something.

Guys don't get it, and so they think this girl is "really cool" and "one of the guys" or "a good drinking buddy." But really, she's lame and uninteresting, and obnoxiously flaunts her unhealthy relationship with "the boys."

Defining characteristics of a twisted sister include - possessive, bland, annoying, posts numerous pictures on Facebook of her and "her boys" at clubs, has evil eyes, talks in stupid "gangsta" voice and takes numerous pics with a "gangsta" face/hand symbol.

Twisted Sister: "Oh muh gawd! This is a pic of me and muh BOYYYYSSSS! You bitches BEST be backin' up off muh BOYS. And I'm bein' RULL cute and makin' my pimp-ass gangsta face! WHUT!"
Normal College Girl: "Bitch, PLEASE. You're just a twisted sister."

Twisted Sister: "Bitch, you CANNOT date Tony! He's on of MUH BOYS!"
Normal College Girl: "Twisted Sister, shut up. He wants to make out with me, not you."

by Leen May 9, 2006

twastessess

it basically allows you to misuse twas and still keep your intelligence and sense of pride.

"how are you?" "twastessess jolly."

by doduhdance December 6, 2009