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torrentard

- a person who does not know what a bit torrent is.

- a person who continually asks you to to acquire software and media because they have neither the aptitude nor the consideration to figure it out for themselves.
Why don't you download it yourself you torrentard?

Dave's coming over with a drive to copy the new OS because he's torrentarded.
by arel666 February 5, 2010
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gangster tourettes

Similar to tourettes syndrome, but the subject will usually blurt out gangster speak rather than swear words. This is common with insecure males who require acceptance from their peer group, believing that going all 'gangsta' on our asses will increase their popularity and thus self esteem.
Customer: Hi there, I was wondering if you could help me. I'm looking for the location of your footwear.

Shop Assistant: Sick. If you follow me, I'll take you to the item.

Customer: Sick? What do you mean by sick?

Shop Assistant: Heavy, ya get meh!?

Customer: Your gangster tourettes syndrome is offputting and unprofessional. I'm going to take my custom elsewhere.

Shop Assistant: Bogus, ya get me!!
by MunroeForbes July 21, 2006
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Mexican Tourette

An after-dinner game where diners take it in turns to shout out swear words, in clockwise order around the table. Similar to a 'Mexican Wave' at sports events, but using swear-words instead of standing up.
(at dinner party) Bob: Mexican Tourette! Bastard!
Mike: Shit!
Celia: Twat!
Linda: Wanker!
Bob: Asshole!

etc...repeat ad nauseam....
by King Drax March 26, 2010
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sex-Tourette

the act of a woman or man, who swears uncontrollably while orgasming and continues to do so.
she had sex-Tourette while orgasming! ... she said "holy shitmongers you fucking asshole!"
by kenobisan February 26, 2014
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german tourette's

a mild form of tourette's that only rears its ugly head when in the company of germans. you can't help but mention the war, killing jewish people or the hitler.
sorry jurgen i could probably be friends with you if hitler hadn't been such a shit and started the war that we won.
by bill oddey March 3, 2004
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tore up

Past tense of the infinitive "to tear" paired with preposition "up"; combined to form idiom to describe destruction of either material or intangible condition.
Yo 'sup! I tore up a check I wrote when I realized I had written it for an amount inconsistent with the value of my purchase, mothafucka! It tore up my heart to have wasted the resource! Word!
by Truth2Power August 31, 2004
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Tits Tourettes

The condition of using Tits as a swear word in you're everyday conversations. A cousin disorder to the Tourettes Syndrome. Very addictive once started, Tits tourettes, is spreading throughout the nation. Rumored to have started by a certain Kaitlyn Fairbairn, tits tourettes is threatening to overcome the problem of swearing. Usually used in substitute of the word Fuck, and used in conjunction with the words, hell, shit, etc. Sometimes people misuse their tits tourettes and use it along with the word Fuck. It is morally wrong to use Tits and Fuck in the same sentence. It's derogatory.
" What the tits?"

" shut up you tit "

"Quit being such a tit "

" What the tit is going on here?"

" This is tittin' ridiculous"

" you gave me tittin' tits tourettes"
by SSparksten January 10, 2010
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