Leading on bastard

a leading on bastard is a ex that you got back together again, but lead you on making you think that they actually like you, but instead they were just using you for your feelings and not for who you are as a person

Person 1: I can't believe he would do that to me, he's a leading on bastard!!

Person 2: I'm so sorry for you I hope you get better
Person 1: thanks..

by Xxx little_sh*txxX March 2, 2023

Lead pipe

When shit isn't going your way, so u want to bash your skull with a lead pipe

I got raped by master chef, I wanna smash my skull with a lead pipe

by Dabiglog March 14, 2023

lead helmet

This is a term used if you can guess/know what someone is about to do or say before it occurs

(I said to a friend) "Shall we go to Spain on holiday."
(The other person) "I was just thinking I would love to go to Spain soon, Lead helmet"

by Academies June 17, 2024

Queer-leading

The widespread fan observance of a fanon queer (relation)ship as part of an accepted body of work in a piece of media due to an a priori assumption that the characters within the fanon (relation)ship are or will be confirmed queer and circular argumentation where the inevitability/conclusion of the (relation)ship is assumed as true, often to convince or mislead a non-viewing audience that the show includes and delivers on queer representation.

Queer-leading is done in place of providing or supporting actualized queer representation in media and often leads to the phenomenon where individuals begin engaging with a piece of media expecting queer representation and then get disappointed when media that never promised queer representation fails to deliver on that representation.

Person 1: "I can't believe ABC's 9-1-1 keeps queerbaiting us! How can it give us bi-Buck, but not canon buddie?"
Person 2: "Girl, that's not queerbaiting; it's queer-leading. 9-1-1 and ABC never promised canon buddie; fans on Twitter just misled you into thinking it was endgame."

by YourMomIsAPsyop June 28, 2024

All roads lead to looks

"All roads lead to looks" is a term inspired by the saying, "All roads lead to Rome" which means no matter what you do you will probably get to the same place; no matter what path you take

"All roads lead to looks" means no matter what you do or what path you take, everything in life comes down to looks

It was originally coined by the incel community, a men's rights movement; where the phrase was introduced to shed light on the struggles ugly men have to face

It essentially argues no matter what road they take, if they're not good looking they won't succeed in certain aspects of life like having sex; or life in general

In other words, some may even phrase it as, "Chad always wins in the end"

"Little did he know, his fate was written. All roads lead to looks."

by CorporalCorpses June 30, 2024

Lead Paint Stare

A rude or empty stare from an old person (who probably sniffed lead paint growing up).

I was working at applebees when I asked an old guy if he liked the food. Then he hit me with that lead paint stare.

by Bbb554 July 8, 2024

THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT

And YES, Douglarse. I AM.

Hym "I'm actually the first person to uncover this as a sociological phenomenon and I have been studying it for 15 years! So YES! THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT in this. I am the first person put THIS into explicit terms. This WHY schizophrenics think they are the prophet. Because you are doing to them the thing that Iblis does TO THE PROPHETS!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025