The tragic existence of a guy who's so blatantly the unwanted child that he’s practically starved. His dad’s an Uber driver who couldn’t care less, and his bowling’s a pathetic 70 km/h—weak, just like his chances in life. A walking disappointment.
by FlapSlapper1998 February 21, 2025
An upgraded version of a Lead Rack, where the line of pencil shavings is stretched out to the full length of a Hermitage desk. Only the boldest (or dumbest) go for the Led Rail, risking a nostril full of graphite and a brain full of regret.
"Reckon you can handle a Led Rail, mate? That Hermitage desk is a metre long—hope your nose is up for it."
by FlapSlapper1998 February 21, 2025
A dumb-as-dirt Aussie pastime of snorting pencil lead shavings like it’s a line of coke. Usually attempted by drongos who’ve had one too many VBs and think they’re hard as nails. Spoiler: they’re not.
by FlapSlapper1998 February 21, 2025
An insult for someone whose ears are so absurdly huge they look like they belong on a deformed monkey. Typically used to mock someone for having a face only a mother could love.
by FlapSlapper1998 February 21, 2025