It’s gurting time

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023

Caribbean time

Approximately 1hr to 1 1/2 hours late. Usually very late and often done by Caribbean people.

I’m on Caribbean time.

by Jen@@ January 27, 2018

Alone Time

Noun: a time spent away from other people, often used to ground oneself, or do something creative.

Jada’s art has gotten so much better now that she has more alone time

by Haveyouseenthegreencat? February 24, 2022

furlough time

Time spent at work doing absolutely nothing work related, to make up for the furlough day the company gave you to save money due to poor financial management.

Bob: Jim, you've been goofing off all day, what gives?"

Jim: "I'm taking my furlough time. I've got four more hours to spend tomorrow."

by @theosus January 22, 2009

Jonno time

When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...

"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away

ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"

by AwwSheeet June 24, 2010

Time Rutke

1) A Vin Diesel wanna be.

2) Can be used instead of time

Hey man, do you know what Time Rutke it is?

by Timenhosen von bausen February 04, 2010

crunch time

The interval of time immediately before a project is due, when it becomes apparent that the schedule has slipped and everyone is going to have to work like dogs to try to complete the project in time. Crunch time usually occurs during the period between the next-to-last scheduled milestone (prior to which everyone was able to delude themselves tht the schedule had NOT slipped) and the final deadline for delivery. During crunch time, workers are in crunch mode. Prevalent in the software industry, but used elsewhere as well.

"We've got three weeks left to complete six weeks worth of work. Looks like we'll be living on take-out for a while."

"I freakin' hate crunch time."

by Evac156 February 22, 2005