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Texting Circle

A bunch of people who stand in a circle as if to talk, but instead all text on their phones people who are not in the circle.
Look at that texting circle over there- its pointless.
by Atlastheninja January 20, 2010
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texting chemistry

When two douche bags claim to have good conversations through text but are awkward as fuck in person ALL THE TIME.
I mean, he's not even that good looking... but we have good texting chemistry. But its weird in person
by dfwu March 2, 2015
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wait text

when you wait to send a text so it doesn't seem like you are over obsessed with the person or creepy
Dude im gonna do a wait text so Julia doesn't think im a creep
by skatelyfe69 October 7, 2013
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Text Slaying

This is when your texts make absolutely no sense just so that you can save your airtime
Text Slaying: I wnt b gon 2Lisa nxwk cz I hv 2luk aftr grnda

Normal Text: I won't be going to Lisa next week because I have to look after my grandma
by Karlow Yuyi September 5, 2011
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Text field

The belief that one has a magical force field surrounding them, that protects them from all harm, so long as they are texting.
Trent tripped in the parking lot because he was texting while walking, believing fully he was immune from such a disaster because of the text field he believed to surround him."
by Funkyourshitup August 5, 2009
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Oedipus Text

A text message one (being a male member of his species) sends his biological mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This practice is (usually) accidental, (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another member of the species, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances.
Dude, I need to either stop dating Helens or change my mom's contact name to "Mom" in my phone. I totally sent an Oedipus Text last night!
by sharondeen October 4, 2012
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text slaughter

1. To look over a person's shoulder to read their text messages

2. To repeatedly and rapidly text someone to piss them off
Randy is all up behind you trying to text slaughter you man
by stangz1 February 8, 2009
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