Sober

1. an acronym standing for Son-Of-a-Bitch, Everything Real

2. A state in which there is no drugs or alcohol in the body

3. An unpleasant state after a night of consuming alcohol or drugs see hangover

I wasn't sober when the cops pulled me over so now I have a DUI

by oops1644 January 12, 2008

soberphobic

An alcoholic's defense mechanism.

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm soberphobic....

by Donnamc June 27, 2010

Soberization

Transition into sobriety

My soberization was long and grueling.

by b'clauj February 26, 2009

Soberfied

Abrupt jolt of sobriety.

"dude, seeing that cop just soberfied me."

by Poplar team June 1, 2009

soberest drunkest

A person who thinks he/she is the soberest out of everyone drinking at the party, bar, or club. But in all actuality he/she is the drunkest person there.

"I don't care if I had 12 shots, I'm still the soberest drunkest person here."

by The Official Hater June 13, 2009

sober juice

Beer.

( After drinking all night long ) " Hey Aaron throw over some of that sober juice!"

by dr.secrets August 4, 2009

sober slut

a girl who is a whore when she is completely sober unlike most girls (usually white girls) who need alcohol to give up the drawls

Guy 1: Man I just fucked Vanessa.
Guy 2: Haha how many drinks did she have?
Guy 1: Nah man she didn't have any. She's a sober slut.

by PurdueBound April 25, 2011