Sober As A Bat

When you are in a state of sobriety.

When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.

"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.

"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"

by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025

Utah Sober

To abstain from all drugs with the exception of caffeine.

I am Utah Sober, I only drink Red Bulls.

by RoundenBrown August 23, 2025

Toronto sober

To abstain from substances and alcohol, with the exception of ketamine

Like California sober but in the 6ix

“Hey man want a drink?”

“No thanks, I’m toronto sober tonight”
“Cool, here’s some k”

by 666_unicorn_666 September 19, 2025

Indiana Sober

Indiana Sober is huffing nitrous oxide and listening to John Cougar Mellancamp on repeat

We've lost him. He's been Indiana Sober for years and he ain't changing.

by Lombard King October 10, 2025

Montana Sober

A term used to describe someone who is sober from everything except for beer.

Yeah man, I’m Montana Sober, I only drink beer now.

by ayejetski October 19, 2025

Nebraska Sober

One who is sober from all drugs and alcohol except for cocaine

Yeah my buddy Lewis went Nebraska sober last week. He hasn’t slept once. Great kid and an even better family.

by GKBFWL November 6, 2025

mars sober

A state of sobriety from all drugs except DMT, Psilocybin, and all classical and/or synthetic entheogens.

I don’t use any drugs except for hallucinogens. I’m Mars Sober.

by The Machine Elf (IYKYK) November 30, 2025