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dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.
the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.
by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011
mugGet the dusty sobermug.

sober cringe

'sober cringe' is a literal idiom for avoiding cringe at all costs, that means that sb. with 'sober cringe' will intentionally block every single cringey item he/she sees at instant.
" Mark is sober cringe. He literally hates and avoids cringe at all costs. Mad respect. "
by Those Nuts November 16, 2023
mugGet the sober cringemug.

silicon valley sober

when someone is sober but still takes adderall
jim: want to go get a drink after work?
john: no i'm silicon valley sober now
by lexi3467 April 20, 2025
mugGet the silicon valley sobermug.

Blackout Sober

When a person is always inebriated and, once sober, cannot recall any experiences that they have had; unless they are high/drunk in any way.
Danny knew he was screwed for his test, because all of finals week he had been smoking PCP while he studied, and now he was Blackout Sober and can't remember what to wright on the test.
by can find a name.nothingworks September 28, 2017
mugGet the Blackout Sobermug.

Sober

I am sober because I can stand up without falling down

I am sober because I can make my own cheese wrap
by Plymuni23 October 5, 2023
mugGet the Sobermug.

pennsylvania sober

Pennsylvania Sober is when someone doesn’t drink or smoke weed, but they do speedballs out the ass and get incarcerated
“dude im not cali sober, im pennsylvania sober”

*blocks them immediately*
by isyourmomthere December 12, 2024
mugGet the pennsylvania sobermug.

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