Roy Smooth Sounds

They produce music and sell headphones

I love listening to Roy Smooth Sounds

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 03, 2021

smooth pie

The offering of accepting oral pleasure from a woman who has a completely shaven vagina

As I returned from a lengthy road trip, I was welcomed home with a smooth pie.

She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.

by Has A Lengthy beard June 04, 2019

slick and smooth

Terminology used to describe the ride quality of a motorized people mover. Can be a jazzi, can be a car. Ride has to be like it states, both slick, and smooth.

Nurse: “How’s that wheelchair?”
Senior: “Slick and Smooth, just like my DeVille.”

by SliccyThiccy November 21, 2017

Smooth Criminals

A smooth testicles and scrotum. This may be achieved various ways, but often involves scrotox.

The guy is so cute with his grey sweat pants and his smooth criminals.

by 5iQvaFRD5c March 31, 2024

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.

You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."

by WhacksHoff November 25, 2023

Smooth Criminal

When you fart silently while making eye contact with somebody and don't get called out

Sarah never said anything even though we were locking eyes the entire time,that's the power of a smooth criminal

by Loverboy Steve May 23, 2025