smockgock

a punch used against friends or innocent bystanders.

yesterday my friend looked at me with a grin. I spontaniosly smockgocked him.

by superauto September 30, 2006

Smoob

a smoob is a man breast that is clasified as being sexy, or saggy if you find the male very unatractive

ChloeGibson says: wow my smoobs are sore, i smashed them of the door when i ran to the fridge, owch

GemmaGilfedder says to LindsayIreland: ohh did you see that man, he was well sexy, his smoob turns me on, Ahh its getting Hawt in here:)

by Stiney WinkeyBurg August 1, 2012

Smoob

Side man boobs. The continuation of man boobs(moobs) around the side under your arms.

My arms hang wide because of my smoobs.

by Bozzio September 6, 2014

smooching pickles

when two guy kiis each others dicks.

"hey are those guys smooching pickles?"

by pseudonm5 June 19, 2017

smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

Smooch

A co-worker who continuously "sucks up" to the boss or someone in management. Also known as a "kiss ass".

"Hey, have you seen Eric?"

"Yeah, he's in the front office kissing Chad's ass again. He is such a friggin smooch."

by Shaunski671 April 28, 2019

Smoobies

Small boobies on attractive women. Typically b cup size or smaller and perky in nature. Women with smoobies can comfortably go out wearing sweaters with no bra and are confident about their bodies.

“I like girls with smoobies and a plum ass.”
“She’s just my type, perky smoobies and legs for days.”

by Adam Fucking Ward August 16, 2020