Smoob

a smoob is a man breast that is clasified as being sexy, or saggy if you find the male very unatractive

ChloeGibson says: wow my smoobs are sore, i smashed them of the door when i ran to the fridge, owch

GemmaGilfedder says to LindsayIreland: ohh did you see that man, he was well sexy, his smoob turns me on, Ahh its getting Hawt in here:)

by Stiney WinkeyBurg August 1, 2012

Smoob

Side man boobs. The continuation of man boobs(moobs) around the side under your arms.

My arms hang wide because of my smoobs.

by Bozzio September 6, 2014

Smoob

Side Man Boob

That dude on the biggest looser has large saggy smoobs

by smoobsareyuck January 21, 2011

smoob

doobies and smash - The act of smoking marijuana whilst playing super smash brothers on nintendo 64. becomes smoob

oi, do you wanna come round and smoob?

by leader of the smadventure June 24, 2010

smoob

Grabbing a boob, in a smooth way

Martin: "Nice smoob bro!"

by Michel-Michel August 2, 2016

smoob

The residue left on glasses or clothing after a topless dancer rubs against you.

I saw the whole world through her smoob until I could find a cloth to wipe off my glasses

by Ken Kerruish January 2, 2008

smoobs

adj. meaning small boobs derived from combining the two words

Gavin: yo man did you see her smoobs?
Scott: word.

by Simon Brocrotch May 25, 2009