Ski-tard

1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.

2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.

Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.

Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!

by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009

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Skiing Bec

Batch eating crackers sitting in the middle seat of a truck using the passengers and drivers peckers as ski poles

Skiing Bec sits and ski's when strokes the poles when should be working.

by Funnifkr May 5, 2022

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ski bossed

To get a blowjob from a broad with little to no effort

"You mean Sarah? Oh, that one chick from the party last night.. She got ski bossed."

by Green Eyes Dose September 19, 2007

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When a person (preferably a woman) sits in a car or truck bench seat between two men (simultaneously). She then takes a penis in each hand and jerks off each man. The up and down motion emulates a downhill skier as her hands go up and down.

Marcie was doing some Pavement Skiing on the long ride to the concert. It made for a very happy ride.

by knuckledragga March 26, 2010

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Ski Boi

Ski Boi is a boi like a surfer dude but with skis and snowboard. hes the boi that asks like hes never cold but is always shivering. Ski Boi would be better at skateboarding but he asks like he skis or snowboards cause hes extra

yo that boy chase is such a ski boi

by manbroski February 23, 2020

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Ski Swap

When a woman is pleasuring herself (or being pleasured by her lover) using a frozen dildo and pulls an switches from vaginal to anal penetration or vise versa

"so then I grabbed the rubbery dong from the freezer and went ski swap on the bitch"

by leonarda dewincey November 15, 2009

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