Shell cocked

When you are surprised by the size; small or large of someone's penis

He got his cock out, it was huge, I was completely shell cocked

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

shell

British slang; impossibly drunk and so far gone that indescribable things will happen. The worst possible case of being drunk, above battered.

Whoa mate, you're shell. I'll call a taxi.

by Crazybmws December 16, 2011

shellakybooky

Another word for snail only used in Waterford

Look at the fucking massive shellakybooky in the grass John

by Professional Spastic June 22, 2019

hard shell

If you have a high bone density, then you have a hard shell- meaning a skeleton that is tough to break or fracture.

Larry fell out of tree and broke no bones, he must have a hard shell!”

by Urbandefinitionsaremypassion December 11, 2017

The Shell

“The shell” refers to an extremely effective defensive formation found in Master’s (old man) competitive soccer. Nobody on the team really knows what it is but just saying the words “the shell” makes each player uttering these words under their breath think of a turtle, retreating into it’s fused bone shell, impenetrable and able to withstand a lot of pressure.

1. It was the shell that gave Surrey United Masters A their edge over other teams.

by whitestryder December 11, 2018

Thee More Shallows

An indie-band from San Francisco with quiet, trippy lyrics and off-color approaches to the musical standard. The band currently consists of Dee Kesler (song-writer), Chavo Fraser, Jason Gonzales.

Their original name was to be Thee Shallows, but a call from a lawyer put a fork in that concept.

"AW MAH GAWD! WTF? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?"
"They're 'Thee More Shallows'."

by :D/D: July 30, 2006

Taco Shell

A sexually promiscuous woman who akin to a taco, gets filled out with meat and cream on a regular basis.

Mr. Hat is always on the prowl for those DTC Taco Shells.

by The Macstablishment May 4, 2008