Community Cream Shake

When a female kneels with 10 or more males ejaculating onto her face. She cannot wipe anything off her face until every man has jizzed. When all man are finished, the smega is wiped into a glass, she gargles and swallows the community cream shake.

Dick: “Oh, did you go out on another date last night with more than one boyfriend?”
Jane: “yes I did, I went out with 9 boyfriends”
Dick: “well, if you have one more boyfriends you can have a community cream shake”

- Don’t put my name in there

by Skippy Pippy June 17, 2019

shake your ears

A Shakespearean insult from Twelfth Night. It's basically "Go F*** Yourself" in archaic English.

Act 2, Scene 3, Line 124: Maria: Go shake your ears!

by radfox35 November 29, 2016

jizz shake

In New England area a milk shake is made of ice cream blended with milk, a milk shake is thicker than milk but not as thick as a frappe, thus a jizz shake is when you describe a guy's cum as not to thick and not to watery

I swallowed Brian's cum and it had the thickness of a jizz shake

by Jerry and Brian August 10, 2003

Smoke Shake

The handshake of someone who has a "smoke" or "smoke meat"(meaning small penis). The handshake usually shows a lack of confidence by being too loose, or arrogance by being far too firm. More likely it will be loose, but occasionally it may be extremely firm due to the male with the smokes excessive weigh lifting in an attempt to compensate for his smoke. Other known signs of small genitalia may be an indicator that someone has a smoke shake.

Ray:Bro, that guy had a fucking smoke shake.

Stevie: Dude, I know, felt like I was shaking a dead fish. He must have a really smoke ass smoke.

by g9aul August 10, 2009

Douche Shake

To shake hands like a douchebag. A ridiculous handshake. When a douchebag starts off to shake your hand with his elbow far up and out.

Have you seen the way Corey from Pawn Stars shakes hands? That's a total douche shake.

by ZeeLeader July 13, 2012

old salt in a new shaker

SAME SALT...nothings changed but the shaker.

I would be careful about believing all the new upgrades he

promises. He has been known to put old salt in a new shaker.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 9, 2023

porn shakes

the feeling you get when you're trying to close like 10 windows really fucking quick but you can't because you're all tensed up in fear of getting caught spanking the monkey

i had the porn shakes last night when my mom got home early from work.

by snarkmcnutball January 31, 2008