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Ball Shock

The minor pain and discomfort in the male groin area when jumping down from a high place and landing too rigid, causing the scrotum to endure the stresses of high G's and "spring" back. Usually the sensation is similar to being sack tapped.
As I snapped the board to ollie down the 9-stair, I pussed out and bailed. After landing a bit stiff, the hard impact made cause for a healthy dose of Ball Shock.
by psykoesis October 14, 2011
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Shock Racist

One who yells racial slurs out just for the shock laughs.

Unfortunately for said shock racist, noone laughs.

A shock racist is generally not a racist all the time and will only break out with slurs at the most akward, unfunny times.
Ex: Michael Richards (Kramer from Seinfeld)

John (talking about Ryan, who is black): Haha ryan is such a n*****
Brad: Dude that guy just saved 3 children from a burning building
John: I know what a n*****y thing to do
Brad: fucking shock racist...
by FiNgErLeSs December 19, 2008
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shock-gnar

I just got a shock-gnar ride on my 6'2". SC surf boards kcik ass
by VoN January 14, 2004
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shocking the monkey

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.
by ndrndr December 23, 2011
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Culture Shock

that one episode of SpongeBob where they had that talent show in the Krusty Krab
My favorite episode of SpongeBob is Culture Shock
by Zedonathin2020 May 5, 2019
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spock shock

The act of shocking see shockera girl with the fingers in such a position that your fingers resemble spock from star trek, remember live long and prosperous
by J Cup March 4, 2003
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analphabetic shock

Linguistical tongue tied while in a state of hysteria or mental paralysis caused by substance or stress.
"Twong twied" is an example of analphabetic shock.
by dan nm August 15, 2007
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