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A guy who loves to steal your money and has a lot of acne on his face. He likes to do stupid crap with his friends for attention. Will fall for casual fun with any girl. Shannon's also have a long history of simping even though the term simp was only created in 2020.
Guy: Omg my wallet is missing again
John: it was probably Shannon.
Shannon by StuCow September 5, 2020
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Someone who places a large penis strap on themselves and puts it in the area of a Josh and Matt
I got Shannon'd on shipping.
Shannon by Nightfury421 October 3, 2020

Shannon.S 

The most incredible person you will ever meet, she is always loving and caring and will make you smile at your worst times. Life is meaningless without her, she is my life.
Shannon.S by Cameron the glass October 5, 2020
A person who has big ta tas
Shannon by Nuthouser January 2, 2021
shannon is a friend that is caring and funny. she can make anyone laugh when they are feeling down.
shannon is so funny and my best friend
shannon by maddie2657 February 2, 2021
A girl who drinks excessively instead of caring for her own child.
Did you see that girl SHANNON? She traded her baby for a bottle of vodka
Shannon by ThatItchyCunt September 1, 2022

wet shannon 

when somebody pleads for you to shit on her chest.
she kept begging for a wet shannon