schmupdate

A promised long announced update making everybody squirm and dwell in hope and anticipation for it. But it never happens when it's to be expected thus it comes with a taste of mud and schizophrenic chat behavior leaving people in despair, hence schmupdate.

Tomorrow gonna be an epic schmupdate.
reply: Can't wait to see all the records finally get added.
next day: never happend -.-

by Seclu August 5, 2022

Schlumpadookle

Definition:

1.) Insult commonly used by the Queen of England to describe her peasants

2.) A really good Donut

3.) A sexual act involving the Elderly creating a Interconnected Train, using bodyparts

1.) Queen: "You see those Schlumpadookles drinking a can of Arizona?? How Inhumane!!"

2.) Yo, the Cops just offered me some really good Schlumpadookle!

3.) Where's Grampa? He's out with his neighbours having a Schlumpadookle

by Little Dicky Brownie August 26, 2022

Schlump

ᓭᓵ⍑ꖎ⚍ᒲ!¡, also known as Schlump, is an alien vegtable that looks like a human hand.

a Schlump is an essential part of an alien christmas dinner.

by whales with bowler hats August 29, 2022

Sclumper

It doesn’t fucking exist, if you looked this up you owe the delta new guys a drink

God you’re really looking up sclumper right now you fucking idiot

by DR American September 16, 2022

Schumacher

Schu isn’t just your average ginger. He’s the coolest teacher and is the goat. He’s pretty chill and doesn’t give a lot of work cause he doesn’t care enough. Schu loves his dog Luna and likes to steal mr. Acolley’s slide shows However, schu has an evil side and he likes to abuse children by throwing ducks at them and other various teacher supplies. He especially demises the kids in the back corner and likes attacking them even tho they are the coolest.

“Schumacher is throwing his rubber duck at the girls in the corner of the room.”

by Urmumzie October 11, 2022

Schemple

To define an object,liveforms,or genitalia that is "schmeeply"

To schmep or not to schmep

Its so Schemple and smelly.

by Dirty Danno II November 15, 2022

scrumpadalanalicious

meaning '' bright and sunny ''

damn bro, its really scrumpadalanalicious outside!

by Anymonoymonous November 29, 2022