schmonster

A large and well-girthed penis.

Hey man, look at your skinny pencil dick. Mine is a schmonster..seee?

by JimmyJokesbiatch July 12, 2011

schmonday

An extra day to a weekend. This day would reside between Sunday and Monday and tends to be a needed day of rest after a fun and busy weekend. It may also refer to a non-productive Monday because of a busy weekend.

"I really need a schmonday after this weekend trip because I can tell its going to be a grundle of a day."

by generalChaos August 26, 2013

Schmorf

When something/someone sucks - but you want to keep it on the DL

This 8am class is schmorf

by Schmorf September 15, 2016

Schmore

The best kind of friend anyone could ever ask for. A schmore has put up with your nonsense time and time again and still loves you unconditionally. They are by far the sweetest, most caring person that you know and you would do anything for them in return. They are your other half and it's as if you two share a soul, making them your "soulmate". You two often deal with hard times but ultimately are even more connected from this.

"I would like you to meet my schmore.#

"Do you know Graeme? He's my schmore."

by Samofgod November 17, 2016

schmozone

Slang term for the ozone around the moon.

"me moogin, have u ever heard of the SCHMOZONE?"

by schmoodlee August 28, 2017

Schmoovey

Youngin, on the upcoming, fresh, cool

Look at Paul over there, he's looking pretty schmoovey right now!

by Mexicarlos007 January 3, 2018

Schmoop

A great English site with some serious potential, it is commonly used around Australia by 15-year-old school boys who are looking for their own potential who they can hopefully someday possess from the site Schmoop who has potential.

Jim: "Hey, I didn't do the homework."
Jum: "Thats ok just go on Schmoop and say you forgot."
Whole School: "Daye GEHHHHHHHH!"

by FerterintheMerter February 24, 2019