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The best kind of friend anyone could ever ask for. A schmore has put up with your nonsense time and time again and still loves you unconditionally. They are by far the sweetest, most caring person that you know and you would do anything for them in return. They are your other half and it's as if you two share a soul, making them your "soulmate". You two often deal with hard times but ultimately are even more connected from this.
"I would like you to meet my schmore.#

"Do you know Graeme? He's my schmore."
Schmore by Samofgod November 17, 2016
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schmooey 

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)
dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?
schmooey by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022
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A person who is always ruining things for the rest of the group or being a downer. Someone who no one wants to be around.
Everyone would have passed the test, but Dave was being a Schmole and told the teacher who was cheating
Schmole by Jimmycrack May 7, 2020
n. a combination of a chode and a schmuck.
chode,schmuck
"Hey Steve, you're a schmode!"
schmode by crazy ill petr May 21, 2006

schnorer 

Someone that always shows up just in time for a free meal.
See the movie "Animal Crackers" by the Marx Brothers... 'Hurray for Captain Spaulding, the African Explorer'
schnorer by Victor C. May 27, 2005

Schnorer 

Actually spelled Schnorrer or shnorrer and is a Yiddish term meaning "beggar" or "sponger".1 The word Schnorrer also occurs in German to describe a person who frequently asks for little things, like cigarettes or little sums of money, without offering a return, and has thus come to mean freeloader. The English usage of the word denotes a sly chiseler who will get money out of another any way he can, often through an air of entitlement.
Mike is such a schnorer , always bumming a cigarette . I have yet to get one in return
Schnorer by DaSnake January 19, 2013

schmogerty 

bull crap, lies, untruth

a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
Action 52 rated number 1 NES classic? What a load of schmogerty!
schmogerty by MrHorrible October 23, 2011
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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