Santa Claus is Coming To Town

The act of inserting a small holiday candy (eg. kid-sized candy cane) into the urethral opening and allowing a partner to suck it out.

What did you and Carol do for Christmas?
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.

by AlnisPat March 4, 2016

Santa

A really fat guy who brings you presents.

Santa is so real.

by OBJ13 March 24, 2016

Santa Bagging

When you see how many sex toys you can insert into each of your girl’s body orifices at the same time while signing We Wish You A Merry Christmas and other festive holiday carols.

Becky is walking tender today. We did a little Santa Bagging last night.

I ran out of sex toys last night Santa Bagging Rachel. Bish took em all.

by Eaton Holgoode December 2, 2017

Santa

A person who is somehow able to deliver presents to all seven billion people in one night.

So how does Santa deliver presents to the entire world in one night? Is it magic? Is his sleigh rocket powered? Or maybe... he DOESNT EXIST!!!

by Dubiks December 9, 2018

Santa Clausing

A term used to describe the depressed feeling after a serotonin drop following a Molly (MDMA) high.

Man, I’m Santa Clausing so hard after rolling last night.

by TheChris357 May 18, 2019

Santa Anna

The name of some guy who got absolutely nae naed by the US in the Mexican-American war.

Bob: Hey, have you heard about Santa Anna?
Jane: Yeah, he got nae naed by Sam Houston!

by chillyglock March 22, 2021

Santa Clarita

A very boring city located north is Los Angeles. The only reason why anybody wants to come here is Six Flags Magic Mountain. Other then, that is boring. Bunch of white supremacists live here. No race here really gets along. Kids in their late teens and early 20s want to get out and move out of theirs parents hole. The only desired trait about this city is that is SAFE and the schools are somewhat better than the schools in LA. Overall, just a boring city with some of the dullest people you’ll ever meet. Some of them are super shitty and fake.

Person from Santa Clarita: damn. This city is really boring.
Another person from SCV: yeah. I know. On the weekends, I usually go out to different cities like Santa Monica, Hermosa Beach, Venice etc. Luckily, without traffic Santa Clarita is not too far from those cities.

by DrCumtastic April 2, 2021