When your son gets pulled over by a deputy that looks like his balls ain't dropped yet for driving his go-cart on the hiway with no helmet on.
by QueenCobra October 7, 2022
Get the Red Acedmug. Being de koler red and being sussy baka
Yellow: I SAW RED,!1!11!! Red: ...
Blue: red is sussy vot hime!1!1!1!1!
Red was not the Ipostmer.
YELLWO NMWINS!11!1!1!1!1!1!
Blue: red is sussy vot hime!1!1!1!1!
Red was not the Ipostmer.
YELLWO NMWINS!11!1!1!1!1!1!
by ƪĄİŁÞĞĐĶŪŒƏəŢĶÑØĽĢŘßĶŐŁŚ§ÇĶ£€ May 23, 2022
Get the red is sussymug. the secret special cum color that belongs only to members of the stonecummers society, a club for only the smartest coomers
"imagine yo cum not bein red"
"he gave me a red Halloween, you know he's good"
"red Halloween? isn't that where his red cum sprays in the air and rains down on you like a spanish village?"
"he gave me a red Halloween, you know he's good"
"red Halloween? isn't that where his red cum sprays in the air and rains down on you like a spanish village?"
by Teague is Trash May 8, 2021
Get the red cummug. Red ants are the Devil's mini demons formed from sparks emitted from a hells fire. Ant burrows are depicted in the artwork of Dante's The Divine Comedy. They can be seen burrowing through all 9 rings. They are soulless creatures driven only to reproduce and kill all of humanity. Right now, they are forming massive armies merely 6" below our feet. God save us all!!
by Hush_your_monkey January 25, 2016
Get the red antsmug. The best girl group in existence with a flawless and unique discography. If u dont stan them wtf r u doing with ur life???
by eumitsin February 13, 2022
Get the Red Velvetmug. by Sabitrama February 11, 2018
Get the Red Burgermug. When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.
The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.
Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.
Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!
Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
by InsertPseudoNameHere January 16, 2011
Get the Red Canning Itmug.