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Diggin' For pumpkin

When one, usually a fat ass, has an itch in the ass crack (or a weggie) and proceed to stick their whole hand down their pants to itch and remove debris from their sweaty cack. The lint and remaining materials in the ass crack that are removed can be referred to as 'the pumpkin'.
Wow I can't believe that bitch is diggin' for pumpkin like that on the beach. That's nasty.
by GoNads2 January 12, 2011
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Pumpkin Sluts

1) White Women who wait all year for September to roll around so they can dress up like Hans Solo dragging their ADHD ridden kids named Kyle and Madison to Apple Orchids and Pumpkin Farms taking 500 photos for instagram while having to be seen drinking some kind of PUMPKIN FLAVORED hot beverage in the process

2) Women who post about Halloween and how much they cant wait for it to be HALLOWEEN IN JULY.....

3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED

4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch
DUDE......tommy is in the barn right now banging one of those PUMPKIN SLUTS from Long Island.....
by BigLarry718 August 13, 2022
mugGet the Pumpkin Slutsmug.

Pumpkin Pounding

Someone who sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it
Me and the boys like to go Pumpkin Pounding on our off day from Bitcoin mining
by Denniss Kanetality April 30, 2021
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Pumpkin Harvester

When people who aren't really farmers, but something else.
That guy isn't a farmer, he is a pumpkin harvester
by TheSecondDuck January 6, 2013
mugGet the Pumpkin Harvestermug.

pumpkin person

by pumpkinperson October 16, 2021
mugGet the pumpkin personmug.

freeway pumpkins

(n.) the bright orange bags of garbage that delinquents, who have been sentenced to community service, fill up during their time on the side of the road.
The judge sentenced him to 250 hours of community service, where he will be making freeway pumpkins.
by ismellshoes November 26, 2010
mugGet the freeway pumpkinsmug.

Sandy Pumpkins

A smile golden and black cat. Often a floof. Chonks are okay too but more rare. It’s allowed to be a spicy sandy pumpkin but that should not detract from its Sandiest coat and pumpkins like nose
Sandy pumpkins had to go to vet but was too spicy to be seen again
by Sandy bottoms pumpkins February 25, 2021
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