Mud Puddle

The mud puddle is like Dick Frost , but found in the tempuatures more sutible for a penis and feels most like a soggy vagina.

Yesterday afternoon i was driving to my friends house when i saw a pond, i immeditly stopped the car and grew instintly wood knowing a Mud Puddle would be near for fuckin

by Dike Mink April 8, 2008

stomach puddle

a puddle of ejaculatory fluid left on one's stomach

I masturbated and when I ejaculated I made a stomach puddle on myself

by chief masta bata x July 22, 2003

pillion puddle

The vaginal discharge left behind on the passenger (pillion) seat of a motorcycle following a particularly arousing ride.

Dude, you should have seen the pillion puddle that Betty made when we rode the twisties yesterday!

by Lone * February 17, 2009

sex puddle

A damp area or pool of natural lubrication, sweat, and/or ejaculate found on a surface previously exposed to sexual intercourse.

Wow that's a big sex puddle! Now I have to change my sheets!

by Most Interesting Man In World May 20, 2014

Cuddle puddle

When you cum on your bed and cuddle afterwards

Ben and Andy had a cuddle puddle after Ben's pullout game went all over the bed.

by Drizzt627 November 28, 2015

Cunt puddle

The puddle of semen left on the man's stomach when the woman climbs off of him after sex.

Girl, I was riding my boyfriend last night and he came, like, really hard. You should have seen the gigantic cunt puddle I left. Oh, wait, you were there. Duh! You're such a ho!

by Pcar October 27, 2012

Mud Puddle

A name for a female with an extremely loose vagina (derived from the fact that having sex with her would be equivalent to sex with a mud puddle).

"Damn that girl's lookin' good!"
"Don't bother bro. I hit it last week, she's a total mud puddle"

by Elderberry715 April 26, 2012