Priametry

The business of measuring one's penis with a ruler or tape-measure.

German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.

by Jake February 3, 2004

premature strike-ulation

When you are bowling and you THINK you bowled a strike, so you start celebrating by doing your little dance, but then you turn around to notice you still have pins standing.

Man, jon totally looked like an IDIOT when he thought he got that strike. He did a little breakdace move, while everyone was laughing and pointing at the lanes, he finally turuned around and realized it wasnt a strike. CLASSIC case of premature strike-ulation

by dashrendar January 4, 2009

premail

a non specific email or text message telling you to expect an email.

Kirk premailed me about a message from Edmund, but I was already sitting at my desk, so what was the point?

by DarthTod October 13, 2008

Priance

Pronounced; (Pre- on-say)- Is the engagement before an engagment tobe married. A long term, serious partner would be considered a Priance at the point of which both parties had a general understanding of the fact that they would someday be engaged to be married, but are not quite ready yet and there is no ring.

Dude 1: "Is that your girl?"
Dude 2: "Ya, she's my Priance...we'll be enganged soon, we've been together for four years."
Dude 3: "Ya, I'd tag that shit somehow if I were you, too...she's hot!"

Girl 1: "Mr.Wondereful made me his priance last night... he said he wanted to make the engagement really speacial but wanted me to know he has intent to propose!"

by NEOXP July 29, 2009

Premature Textulation

When you are halfway through a text and you accidently hit the "send" button, and then you have to send another text with the other half of what you were saying.

"So, I got a text from Bob last night saying "want to fuc", but then I realized it was Premature Textulation when he sent me the other half, "kin get some dinner??"...Close call!"

"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"

by AMchickentitsPU May 11, 2010

Premature Attaculation

While gaming, a member of your party starts attacking before the tank acquires full agro on the monster/boss, and consequently dies. Usually results in the party lol'ing.

Dang, that assassin had a bad case of premature attaculation on that boss... he should have followed the tanks' lead.

by RyoQQ September 7, 2010

Premarital breathing

This is the worst sin ever comitted by a human-being if you ever encounter someone doing this stab them their lungs and procced to tbag their face.
Even Jesus did premarital breathing and look wat happened to him.

im sweating let me have some premarital breathing

by that is wat she said:) February 10, 2021