zombie plan

something every guy has

Shaun: dude, whats your zombie plan?

Fred: Cabelas, yours?

Shaun: Same

by vaugn May 10, 2012

planned superiority

The process in which a manufacturer continues to degrade a product (such as a computer, program, or operating system) with the intentions of increasing the value of older versions of the product after a certain period of time, in order to fuck with newer consumers who don’t know any better. It has both advantages and disadvantages for the producer where less effort is required but it results in lower consumer satisfaction for long term customers; as well as for the consumer where an understanding of how the product works is easier as there is objectively less product, but the product is less powerful than previous versions.

Man, I heard that Microsoft is thinking of removing half of the settings on the Control Panel without even bothering to migrate them to their new barely functional Settings application. That’s planned superiority for ya.

by xXx_LilJimmy21_xXx April 14, 2021

TAP Plan

A plan that is over the top, stupid, and won't do anything while most likely having a much simpler solution.

Your going to electrify a rod and conduct electricity into the ocean? We got another TAP Plan.

by TAP Hater 69 July 13, 2019

Plan C

Pure caffeine powder

Kayleigh couldn't find any blow tonight, thankfully Chadwick has some Plan C.

by Shotgun Bubblegum March 22, 2021

Plan B

Proceed to the next step if Plan A doesn't work.

1: "So move to Plan B."
2: "What's Plan B?"
3: "The same as Plan A, only this time don't fuck it up."

by BAMF ERMD June 7, 2022

Plan X

When out of options, it's best to just give up and admit defeat.

Doug: Quick, Skeeter, Plan X.
Skeeter: Plan X?
Doug: Give her the wizzer.

by DecaTreize1213 September 19, 2016

anti plans

When one proposes plans that are both a response and in direct opposition to plans someone else has already proposed.

Socrates: I want to invite everyone to my birthday on Tuesday night at my house, its going to be sooo fun!
Plato: That party is going to suck. Lets go play laser-tag at Funzone instead.
Aristotle: Sorry Socrates, I love laser-tag. I am going to have choose Plato's anti plans over your lame party
Socrates: Fuck you Plato, I'll guess I go to laser tag too...

by Senor Don Gato November 13, 2017