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Pedophile

You are a pedophile.
by Mj747337373838383838 November 4, 2023
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pedophile

A man who is sexually attracted to young children. Most often the time, they can appear normal and nobody would ever suspect that they are one.

Also known as a Child molester, or Chomo’s. Most male pedophiles stereotypically have long shaggy beards, long hair, 1970’s looking greasy shabby clothing; and tend to look like homeless men. They often wear beards because they are closet homosexuals and they find beards to be sexually arousing.

Although many pedophiles come in all shapes and sizes and can differ in appearance.

An extremely normal looking man who is clean-cut and baby-faced can be a pedophile, too. Female pedophiles are rare but are typically babysitters; and they are usually middle aged or old and (often) unattractive women.
Bournemouth and Poole in County Dorset, England are both renowned pedophile hotbeds.
by Death Menace August 27, 2023
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Pedophile Clan

A group of phone hacking and identity theiving pedophiles that was formed in Canada through the hacking and embezzlement of popular and prominent streamers
Did you see how the pedophile clan is still hacking dragons phone till today? these clowns literally fund sex with children off these kinds of hacking based attacks
by TheAnalBeadUser August 24, 2025
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Pedophile

A adult who likes children between ages 5 and 9
He is a Pedophile
by 459395 February 21, 2022
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Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.
My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??
by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024
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PEDOPHILE LANDINGS

Places where you are most likely to find PEDOPHILES.
It 8s no crapshoot to be around PEDOPHILE LANDINGS in any CASINO.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 24, 2021
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Pedophile

According to Twitter, a pedophile is someone who loves fictional characters, regardless of whether the character is an adult or not. For example, if you like Rebecca from Cyberpunk, you are considered a pedophile according to Twitter because the creator confirmed her as a loli, despite her having no childlike appearance apart from being short.
Friend 1: I like Ilulu, but @totalnotahypocrite says I'm a pedophile. However, I'm not attracted to children; I just like her as a character—she's my favorite.

Friend 2: Nah, don’t worry about them. They were caught with furry smut and are trying to be part of some group cult that is bored and has nothing to do but complain about lolis and fictional characters.
by Animelolitaweeb April 26, 2024
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