Parent

noun- people that talk too much when you are trying to leave

Can I go now? Gosh! Your being such a parent

by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

Justin Bieber parents

Devil worships that brought Gay-Armageddon messenger in the form of their son. In some literature you can find them with the title of puppeteer. They hate metal and death metal, which puts their nature to a question. It is easy to recognize them, they wear silk pants of pink color and black leather hats. The best way to fight them is to throw a grenade or holy water into their mouth. Do not attempt to get close to them as messenger will be summoned and you’ll be sealed to the dimension where you’ll be watching his and Bjork videos 24/7.

Police office Jack: Hey, you 2 pull over! Hello Mr. Bieber (Justin Bieber parents), show me some ID. You birthdate says 66.66.66... get out of the vehicle!!! Now!!! Who is touching me? No!!! Justin bieber, Boby (partner) run!!! Tell my wife I loved her!!!

by Pandora Keeper April 29, 2011

Stupid Parent

1)A parent that punishes their children for masturbating.
2)Parents that circumsize their children to keep them from getting sexual pleasure.
3)Parents that put on a chastity belt or any other device to prevent masturbation in their children.
4)Parents who think their children should not get sexual pleasure, even when they had to do it sometime themselves.
5)Parents that swear, but do not let their children do it.

1)AAAAAHHHHH!!!! YOU DIRTY COW!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE DOING THAT! SINNER! YOU ARE PUNISHED FROM MYSPACE FOR A MONTH!
2)Before birth Ok, so we should circumsize our children, only dirty people get sexual pleasure.
3)Errrr, i'm kind of worried our child is masturbating. Let's put a chastity belt on him, just in case.
4 and 5)While getting pregnant AHHHH!!! That feels so good! So shitting good! (when child becomes 11) Ok, now remember saying bad words is bad, and sex is very bad, never do it.
Child: sigh... stupid parents

by porn addiction November 26, 2009

parental units

The people who supposedly birthed you but with whom you feel no attachment. They may often share their living courters with you and ocassionly toss you a buck or two for the bus or tell you "i bought mac and cheese...you can handle that for tonight, right?" but don't feel like family because they seem like they are just there.

Differentiation may be shown by using 'male' or 'female' as a prefix of the term.

ex. male parental unit or female parental unit

by Drezdyn February 22, 2004

Asian parents

fuckers thats what the hell these assfucks are, they are ugly ass looking bitches. these assholes bitch slap you and are cheap and if you don't get an A you get beaten up for 1 week straight.

asian kid: I wanted to buy MY BIRTHDAY present, why won't you let me?

Asian parents: fuck you wasting your damn money like that go kill yourself.

white guy: hey is getting your ass whooped 1 week straight a record?

asian kid: hell no man it's like this every damn day.

by asian parent hater March 26, 2009

Parenting

Making sure at all times your kids are successfully beaten.

"I once had magical powers, and I wished that my house was larger and considered cooking the television, later I did parenting."

by David Kline May 14, 2004

parveena

1. To rock your world really really hard.
2. To make sweet love.

She's parveena-ing me... again!

by Aspy July 29, 2005