5th Alarm Parfait

The act of taking a good healthy shit in a urinal as a form of revenge or a last ditch effort when all shitters are full and the sweaty shit pains are in full effect.

Consuela instantly regretted kicking Jose off the buffet line on taco Tuesday after discovering he had left her a 5th Alarm Parfait in the men’s room.

by hosestretcher101 May 24, 2016

tiger parents

Name given to a parent or parents that hold unrealisticly high expectations and standards.

*Gets a 96 on test*
Tiger parents: If you have time for friends and fun then you have time for 4 more points

by Klutzzz May 20, 2016

amish paradise

Weird al parody of 90's rap song Gangsters Paradise

Lyrics from Amish Paradise:

...A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, i just smiled at him and i turned the other cheek, i really don't care in dact i wish him well, 'cause i'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell!...

by BObo D. HObo July 25, 2004

Paria

A Persian name,
means fairies or a girl that looks like a fairy.

-What's her name?

-Her name's Paria.

by The Pixy December 3, 2015

Party Nips

Someone who has nips for the party.

Stephen's got the party nips.

by partyben January 13, 2009

Party Underwear

1.for girls: Party Underwear are a pair of cute or sexy panties worn when they know that there is a a chance they will hook up with someone at a party.

2.for boys: Party Underwear is an adult style diaper worn under their boxers or briefs in precaution when they know there is a chance they might get too drunk at a party and soil themselves during the night. piss drunk

1. "I'm wearing my party underwear 'cause Javier will be at Tad's tonight."

2. "Kevin better wear some party underwear tonight, because last week he shit his pants."

by Jonnhy D December 16, 2008

parental controls

A very useless piece of shit that overprotective and over-controlling parents put on your computer because they're scared that you may put viruses on it, causing you to loose, in their own words, "very valuable information" that they don't want you to fuck up. You can't see hardly any innocent sites, like this one, or, for all you boys out there reading this, porn. Parental controls also have time limits that say when you can be on the computer to when you can't. But, if you're using Google Chrome, you can easily bypass the fact that you can't download anything. But, unfortunately, you can't go to the blocked websites or not have shitty ass time limits. :(

"If You Stop Going To Sites You're Not Supposed To Go To, MAYBE We Might Take Parental Controls Off. But It Also Depends If you're Being Minding And If You're Doing What You're Supposed To Do And Not Be On Shit You're Not Supposed To Be On." ----Your Evil Mom And Dad

Parental Contols Is Tourtcherous Hell.

by TheOneAndOnlyPrincess December 18, 2012