painting the bus

what people say when they really mean they want to bang a pease (or someone of equal retardation)

Sean: i wanna be on you
Ashley: i wanna be a bus driver
Sean:maybe we can paint busses together or something.
Ashley: okay
Sean: by painting the bus, you mean, have sexual intercourse?
Ashley: mmm yeah take me to wonderland.

by vinessafhottie December 9, 2008

cave painting

a cave painting is when you are doing a girl doggy stle while she is on her period. And you pull out and draw something on her butt cheek with the blood.

I pulled out and drew a little buffalo on her ass.

by william carr April 29, 2005

Painted on clothes

where a person has there body painted to look like they have clothes on but are really naked.They then go out in public and see how many people really notice.

Kathy look like she's got clothes on but there really painted on clothes.

by Deep blue 2012 December 17, 2009

paint the dog

Slapping it around in private. To masturbate.

Mum's gone out so now I'm going to paint the dog until he barks.

by The Dog Painter July 16, 2014

coochie paint

When you paint with your cooter

Yo i mixed paint with my coochie and made it coochie paint, then made it a cooter painting

by cooter paint May 8, 2021

Painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the semen all over the outside of the vagina, almost like painting a canvas.

“I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”.

by tcnt20 December 14, 2019

Paint World

The land you teleport to when you take 15 key bumps of ketamine. Beware, it’s really not as nice as it sounds. But it’s also not as bad as it sounds.

“I’m a fucking painting”
“No you’re not dude. You’re in paint world. It’ll wear off soon but it may feel like 3 years.”

by Treest Mode December 22, 2022