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Open Menu

When an escort offers all activities to their client.
she has an open menu so i'm hoping to at least get dfk, cim, a BBBJ and MPOS.
by bunny betches October 23, 2016
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open for penis

The equivalent of "open for business," but for sex.
Girl: I am so open for penis right now.
by somethingsomething88 October 4, 2011
mugGet the open for penismug.

open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke

b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) um, are you virgin?

girl a) nope, and I'm lol referring to the mixture of rum and coke. I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union; i.e allow people to drink beer and wine -and maybe rum and coke, since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
mugGet the open happinessmug.

French Open

A phrase given new meaning by the outfit Venus Williams wore there in 2010. It malfunctioned, or rather functioned, to reveal her rear end, and was caught in a photo that became iconic almost immediately.
Did you see that picture of Venus at the French Open? That fine badonkadonk fell out. Mmm. Mmm, mmm.
by Laguna Loire May 25, 2010
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Can opener

When a one-toothed bitch rips open your ball bag.
Hey Larry, I got drunk last, night fucked an old whore, and she gave me a can opener.
by Fidifo August 12, 2008
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Open Casket

Verb/Noun; The act of sucking a males penis.

syn. Blowjob, Sloppy Dinner, Rude Breakfast
ant. Anal, Vaginal, Cuddling
"Dude, my girlfriend gave me an 'Open Casket' in the car last night."

"Thanks to that bitch, her Open Casket gave me every STD known to man!!!"
by whostolerogerrabbit August 4, 2009
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Open up

To open up, as in to stab/knife someone.
The opening process can be as simple as a minor poke but generally involves heavy bleeding and multiple openings. The more insane openings consist of using your bear hands/fingers to perform the opening process.
"I finna open you up like a damn can-o-tuna, you fat slut ass biotch."
by MopDawg December 30, 2003
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